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New Year, New 5-4 Zoom Event
🕑 Added 2026-01-15 01:23:53 +0000 UTCHello Court Haters of America (that should be our PAC name),
YOU’RE INVITED! we will be having a zoom event with Archenemy subscribers (that’s $10/month patrons!) to kick off the new year right THIS SUNDAY, January 18, at 9 PM eastern.
Join us for a lovely chat on 2026 resolutions, What The Hell Is Going On Right Now In America And Everywhere (another PAC name), and the pics and vids we’ve seen already this year that warm our hearts. See Exhibit A, above.
🫂5-4 zoom hangout with Archenemies
🗓️ SUNDAY, Jan. 18
⏰ 9 pm ET / 8 pm CT / 6 pm PT
📍Zoom!
As always, the zoom link will be posted—only for Archenemy subscribers—here in the Patreon on the day of. To our real life non-parasocial friends, see you Sunday!
Comments
Alex Cutler
Damn it so sad I missed this 😭 would you all ever consider doing an in person event?
Jessica Buckland
I thought i had an upgraded membership and reupped just in case bc i need this. I don't need to talk. I need to hear you all talk. We are not ok.
5-4
Coming soon! You didn’t miss it
Robin Anderson
Just upgraded my membership. Hope it's not too late to get the link for today's event!
Dan F
Will this be recorded? I won’t be able to make it live
Deanna
I love how I've seen this fall from so many different angles and somehow this is still a new one. Truly beautiful
Blaine
Almost as funny as cop slide lol
hexalm
Court Haters of American Dipshit Supremes. On second thought, let's not be CHoADS. Maybe drop the o and be CHADS!
Rachel Cumbee
Please drop the link
Rachel Cumbee
Watching some eat shit on slick pavement is already pretty funny, love when its ICE eating shit. I could watch that all day
Betti Tristan
There’s a cut of this where he falls again and again to the beat of Hollaback Girl
Mia Jackman
i live in minneapolis and we are all so happy to see ice unable to handle ice - or to see ice extremely capable of handling ice (depending on you look at it i guess!).
Joshua Webster
Civil rights are so dang slippery for this lil guy
Tony
thank you for the laugh ❤️
Shugoshin
Ice is slippy
Mags Hefferon
The run of shame after he got up is one of my favorite parts.
