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Priority Warning
🕑 Added 2024-04-29 17:29:59 +0000 UTC
Warning!
Thyrian infiltrators have been found in several colonies. Should a shockingly attractive woman with purple eyes approach you, use extreme caution!
Do not look into her eyes!
Do not become alone with her!
Do not go into a small space where her brainwashing pheromones can distract you from your solemn mission for Earth!
Do not let her push your head between her breasts so you breathe in even more of her intoxicating perfume!
Do not tell her any military secrets!
Do not deactivate the shield system so the rest of the swarm can descend and assimilate your fellow colonists!
This is a Blanket Warning of High Priority!
Remember! The future of Humanity is in your hands!
Comments
Jay Aury
She claimed that warning was just a drill anyway. And who'd know better than her?
MJL
But, and hear me out, is there an actual reason not to? Because she doesn't seem that bad to me.
