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The Darwin Awards: Meta Human Edition #3
🕑 Added 2025-11-11 03:17:46 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
It's time for our third Darwin Award winner. This time we have college student Xiomara enjoying a nice nap on the beach.
Most people know to keep their distance from Meta Humans. Not only because some tend to have short tempers, but also because even asleep they can be dangerous. This is a bit of wisdom a young man had not taken to heart when he encountered a slumbering Xiomara and he thought it was a good idea to get as close as he can and take a selfie with her.
It would have been an event to remember had it not been that in his excitement, he dropped the cell right on Xiomara's thick bum. He didn't have time to move out of the way. The moment the phone touched her body, a reflex action had her foot spring back at so much speed he didn't even see it coming. In the blink of an eye his upper body was no more and the rest was shot up into the upper atmosphere like a rocket.
And for Xiomara, she didn't even register anything. The only clue something happened while she was asleep is the cell phone dropped to her side with no apparent owner.
Warning: Violent content included
I'm including a 1 minute video of version of the event. It differs slightly from the comic version with a more complete narrative and beats that are not present in the few panels of our comic. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it.
Cheers!
-Kurt
Comments
Falcon 4.0
Oh, the animation is very nice!
Martin Váradi
If i was him and i knew what's coming, i would've take a deep sniff before the end.
