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Patreon Prompt 189
🕑 Added 2022-06-05 15:32:25 +0000 UTCPrompt: A totally normal, slobby man reflects on the fact of how he has always been gassy and obese like the rest of society and not a woman who made a couple of poor wishes on a magic lamp.
Spread out along the entirety of his couch, Jalen wasted the day away scarfing down snacks and releasing gas without a care in the world. Unburdened by clothing, his plump fingers were free to remedy the itches caused by his hair-riddled flesh. Hands ducking beneath his moobs to pull out crumbs further stirred up the unruly bubbles lurking within his flabby belly. Tilting over to the side, he let loose a rippling BRRRRAAAPPPPPPPP from his chunky rear to further stink up his apartment with his stench.
Settling back into his impression on the couch, Jalen momentarily glanced over at a strange lamp in the corner. It had always been there, at least as much as he could remember. Though it seemed completely normal, he couldn’t help shaking the feeling that it held something special to him. Rather than dwell on it, he flipped through the channels on the television to watch something while he ate.
As he expected, most of the programs featured similarly slobby men like himself as the main focus. Whether it was advertising incredibly unhealthy snacks, showing off their sky rocketing weights in beauty pageants, or simply reporting the news as they balanced themselves upon multiple chairs. This was how it always had been, but Jalen couldn’t help feeling something was off.
He got his answer as he reached below his groin to pull out a pair of tiny panties covered in pink hearts. Scrunching up his chins in thought, he tried to remember where it had come from. The word “woman” popped into his head, but that was a ridiculous idea that was quickly dismissed. Tossing away the unusual undergarments with a bellowing belch, he settled back into his seat to continue his life as a professional couch potato.
