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Patreon Prompt 563
🕑 Added 2024-05-12 14:46:57 +0000 UTCPrompt: Excerpts from a gaming forum about a weird glitch that causes characters in an MMORPG to gain weight and gas.
SwordNStoned420: "Hey has anyone else been getting issues with the slob glitch going around? The elf rogue I've put hundreds of hours into turned from a slender super model into a fat ass that keeps getting her spells interrupted by burps and farts. It's getting hard to even fit through certain corridors with how much of a lard ball she's become. Anyone got a fix?"
ValiantVelcroXX: "Nah man. My dwarf barbarian got hit with the same thing. Every time I try to go into town he automatically heads to the local bar to fill up on booze. It's one thing that it's visibly making him fatter and gassier, but it's another issue that these binge sessions keep eating through my gold. If this keeps up, I'll be left with a one ton dwarf and an empty wallet."
HurricaneStudioStand99: "You're all a bunch of idiots. Can't you tell that this is a new feature? Having to maneuver my goblin sorcerer’s chubby body around is part of the challenge. My reward is getting to see her fatty breasts and chunky rear jiggle with each step. Not to mention her constant burping and farting is a great change to the dull music that's been playing in the dungeons recently. Hurricane Studios even went to the trouble of making her gas echo depending on the environment. This was all done on purpose."
SwordNStoned420: "Shut up you perverted freak. You're just eager to yank your meat to obese balls of lard. Do us all a favor and go kill-"
SYSTEM MESSAGE: SWORDNSTONED420 HAS BEEN BANNED FOR INNAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE
