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Patreon Prompt 654
🕑 Added 2024-08-06 01:55:04 +0000 UTCPrompt: To capture and humiliate a wild cat girl who always sneaks into his house to ransack it, a trapper sets up a catnip-laced greasy feast, turning a lithe, sly thief into an overstuffed hedonist. His plan backfires when the cat girl's excessive gassiness thoroughly stinks up his house.
Tired of being the laughing stock of his coworkers at Animal Control, Thomas made it his mission to take down the feline menace that kept slipping into his house. With his typical traps made redundant by his enemy’s craftiness, he opted to use something a little different. Filling up his attic with greasy tuna covered in catnip and modified with a “special” formula, all he had to do was to wait for the bait to be taken.
Eventually, Thomas’s ears were graced with pained meows coming from his ceiling. However, the noises were joined by a bevy of rude, gassy expulsions as well. Unable to handle the smell that was wafting through his house, he elected to rush up to the attic with net in hand. Pushing himself through the fog of rancid air that met him as he ascended the rickety stairs, he found his target sprawled out on top of an old rug.
The pest didn’t even try to move from her spot, with only the twitch of her black, furred ears and lanky tail to prove that she was still conscious. Approaching closer, Thomas paid attention to the bloated, swollen gut that was currently holding up the pair of human breasts hanging above it. Careful not to step on the cat girl’s paws, he nudged her face with the tip of his net.
“I told you I would get you,” Thomas said, any satisfaction for beating his enemy undone by the far that she blasted in his direction.
“Nya, it’s not BWOOOOORRRP fair,” the cat girl replied, her head of poofy, black hair shaking from the expulsion. “Humans like you are the reason my UUUURRRP friends keep getting taken away.”
“It’s only because we’re trying to take care of them,” Thomas replied, seeing only a glare of hatred in her yellow eyes. “Well, you’re not moving anytime soon anyway. Maybe you’ll listen to reason now.”
