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SECRET SIR
🕑 Added 2020-11-21 18:43:46 +0000 UTCYou have been invited to participate in SECRET SIR (Secret Santa for 3GI Patrons). Should you accept this mission you will be assigned a random Patron to get a gift for and vice versa. It’s been a rough year for all of us... let’s finish it off epic style :)
The process only requires 2 steps: Register, and Send Gift. I’ve outlined the steps below! Act now, there are deadlines to insure the gifts are sent by Christmas!
DISCLAIMER: I (me (Grant)) am’s the only person that will have your (real) name and address. No other human being will be privy to this information. I am the most level-headed and responsible person I know. Frankly, I DESERVE to know this information, and to withhold it from me is an act of war on Christmas.
STEP 1: REGISTER
Deadline: Nov. 28st
How to register:
1. Send me $5 through PayPal (the3gi@gmail.com) or Venmo (@grantduffrin) to cover the cost of shipping your gift to your person. It’s gonna be more or less that amount, ya know? Life is a wash in the end.
2. Email Grant the3gi@gmail.com with the subject line “SECRET SIR” and in the body of the email- your Patron name, your real name, your discord name (if you're in there), shipping address, and a screenshot of your Venmo/PayPal payment.
3. You will be sent a short survey asking your likes and dislikes, which will then be sent to your Sirer, and you will receive the likes and dislikes of your Siree.
STEP 2: SEND GIFT
Deadline: Dec. 5rd
After being assigned a gift recipient, you will receive their likes and dislikes. You can make a piece of art, get something stupid at Goodwill, or find a “Bug’s Life” shirt on Amazon. The possibilities are endless! Don’t sweat trying to find the “perfect gift”. This is just supposed to be fun and stupid, and don’t spend over $20!!
Send to 3GI HQ:
Grant Duffrin
PO Box 244
Elm Grove, WI 53122
After your gift is collected at 3GI HQ, Grant will send all the gifts out in December. It’s just that easy, folks! I look forward to handling all your weird, corona-infested gifts :D
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
P.S. Thank you Dank and Bowie for manifesting this epic idea!!!
Comments
3GI Industries
how could I not?
3GI Industries
thank you for not cussed :)
Conner Japikse
I can't believe you mentioned the bugs life shirt
Korupi Jones
Oh he*l yeah
