Nerdy_Senpai
patreon
I received a weird email from patreon...
🕑 Added 2025-04-01 12:00:14 +0000 UTCLOOK AT THIS DAMN EMAIL I GOT FROM PATREON!
Dear Nerdy,
Our system has flagged multiple images on your Patreon page where we were unable to confirm the presence of a full-sized human subject. Due to your exceptionally compact proportions, our automated verification tools have repeatedly categorized you as:
❌ A highly detailed anime figurine
❌ An advanced AI-generated avatar
❌ A rogue guinea pig in cosplay
Despite multiple scans, our system remains unable to verify that you meet the minimum height requirements for a human content creator. As a result, we are unable to confidently classify your page as compliant with Patreon’s “Humans Only” policy.
Next Steps:
🔸 If you believe this is an error, please submit an appeal by providing:
✔️ A recent, full-body photo next to a commonly recognized object (e.g., a doorway, a standard banana for scale, or a legally tall friend).
✔️ A video demonstrating your ability to operate basic human tools, such as a fork or a gaming controller.
We appreciate your understanding as we work to maintain the integrity of our platform and ensure all creators meet our rigorous height-based authenticity standards.
.....Well shit, guys. Guess I have to verify I am human bc I'm too short to ride the patreon ride!
Comments
Nerdy_Senpai
I know, ya got me!!!
D-Clamatic
Wait, you're NOT a rogue guinea pig? I've been lied to this whole time!
Timothy Grzeczka (GrzeTim)
April Fools you silly goose. 😂😂
