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Chapter 7: Lottery [I]
🕑 Added 2023-01-29 20:12:48 +0000 UTC___
"Good Luck!"
-Bryan Mills (Taken)
Word Count 1176
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[Appropriate rewards have been calculated.]
[Congratulations, you have been rewarded with:
[15 Resource Points]
[0.9 Free Stat Points]
[A broken machine sex doll]
[Mark I Iron Man Suit]
[A piece of Deviant Skrull Tech, Bio-sensor]
[Sandy's Astronaut Suit]
[Master Chief's Mark VI helmet]
[Bread-Inator]
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"Tsk, my disappointment is immeasurable." I clicked my tongue while looking at the prompts of the rewards.
"A broken machine sex doll, huh? Are you playing with me, my dear humble system?" I said slowly in a menacing manner.
Calling the system humble was me being sarcastic.
[The rewards are randomized, host]
[Blame your shitty luck.]
"Oh, you... sigh, I really don't know what to say to you." I roughly ran my hand through my hair.
"Well, it's not like I didn't get something good out of all those rewards even if most of them are pretty much... useless." I decided to slow my disappointment.
With a mental command, I asked the System AI to elaborate more on my rewards.
I needed something to pass the time before I slept.
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[Broken Machine Sex Doll]
Exactly what you are probably thinking about. It is a robotic personal whore. Its previous owner had a weird fetish centered around androids so he went all S/M over it until it broke and later on, disposed of it.
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"Ew, I am gonna incinerate that one." I cringed in disgust.
"Skip the Mark I Iron Man Suit."
"I want to know more about this piece of Deviant Skrull Technology."
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[A Piece of Deviant Skrull Tech, Bio-sensor]
This is a piece of technology invented by the Deviant Skrull, an alien race originating from the Andromeda Galaxy in the Marvel Multiverse. The Bio-sensor is used to detect the presence of other Lifeforms, be it in an uncharted planet or even hiding Lifeforms in their adjacent surroundings.
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"Oh, that's some good stuff."
"I will help me when dealing with those damned and ugly alien Lifeforms."
"Next."
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[Sandy's Astronaut Suit]
Sandy is a female squirrel from SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon and that Astronaut Suit is nothing special but just to supply her with oxygen for survival under the sea.
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"So it was Sandy. I can't believe the Ultimate Tech Resources System can provide me with resources from even the Toon Universe." I smiled in amazement.
"Hehe, I really can't believe it. Isn't this going to be very interesting?"
There were many reality-bending technologies from the Cartoon universe that I knew of.
Cartoon physics was highly unrealistic so you couldn't begin to imagine how completely broken they were.
"As for Master Chief's helmet, it is still useless to me. If it were the complete suit, I could have reserved the time to study it and maybe reverse engineer it to a more powerful model." But alas, reality didn't work the way I wished sometimes.
The Halo Combat Suit used by Master Chief was heavy and quite restrictive toward mobility.
If he hadn't been bioengineered into a super soldier, then moving in that suit would have been a major problem.
"What I am more curious about is this Bread-Inator."
"What are you?"
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[Bread-Inator]
The Bread-Inator is a reality-bending machine invented by the mad genius scientist, Dr.Doofenshmirtz to turn the bearded statue of the US President into bread. Its core function lies in converting anything inorganic into bread. It doesn't work on living beings.
This technology traces its roots from Phineas and Ferb.
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"Hahahaha~"
"Kuhahahaha!"
"Bahaha!" I laughed my ass in an evil fashion, just like a mad scientist or Evil Dr.Doofenshmirtz.
I couldn't believe I got another resource from the Cartoon universe again, especially from Phineas and Ferb.
As for the reason for my laughter...
"I will never die of hunger!" I shouted melodramatically.
"Turning trash into bread!"
"Turning stone into bread!"
"Turning stone into bread... hmm, why does that sound familiar?" I then paused for a little bit while scratching my head.
It's a pity I couldn't remember where I read that from.
"This stupid invention could potentially solve world hunger but am I that of a good person to solve humanity's problems? I don't think so." I thought loudly.
"Anyway, it's not like I am going to eat bland bread daily."
"And who knows if I could be stuffing my body with a lot of GMOs?"
Yeah, I needed to think through my actions before doing anything drastic.
I wasn't an expert in cartoon physics so there was no way in hell I would know what Dr.Doofenshmirtz did to that piece of technology.
Was it simply molecular restructuring and molecular manipulation? Or was it something else entirely?
I breathed out a sigh. "I shouldn't be bothered much by those freebies when I still have 15 RPs to indulge myself in Lottery drawing."
"First let me elevate my stat attributes."
The unique display of the blue stat panel appeared and I proceeded to allocate the free attribute points to cover up all my current weaknesses.
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[Status]
Name: [Kal El]
Height: 6'1
Weight: 200lbs
Title: [Mad Scientist] [Humanity's Greatest Sinner] [One With the Binary] [Nerd] [Genius Inventor]
[Stat Attributes]
Strength: 0.7(+0.3)
Speed: 0.6(+0.3)
Defense: 0.7(+0.3)
Intelligence: 1.1
[Resources Points: 15]
[Unallocated Stat Points: 0]
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"It feels amazing and good." I exclaimed with a pleasurable groan.
It was an intoxicating feeling.
I could feel every fiber of my being undergoing upgrading.
My muscles felt more compacted and condensed, brimming with such raw strength capable of bending steel.
I felt the trillions upon trillions of cells in my body being modified into something more...
I was gradually becoming an apex human, the perfect being.
It was too invigorating.
"Hmm, it's good that I didn't spew the usual shady black goo," I commented with satisfaction when I didn't undergo the usual crap that cultivators normally experienced whenever they broke through a major realm or probably when they popped some special pills.
I sat myself on the bed and clenched my hands into a fist.
"I feel like punching a hole through the wall." I crazily looked at the wall behind me but I still controlled my aggressive urges.
"Is this how Captain America feels as a Peak Human?" I asked myself while trying to gauge my new found strength.
"My senses and awareness have now improved but to analyze the full extent of my power, I require some test runs."
And for that, I scheduled it for tomorrow.
"Now let's go to the main focus of tonight." I smiled while pressing on the Lottery function and a huge golden roulette appeared in my vision.
It didn't have any definitive features to point toward what I would get.
It seemed like the type to roll and just outrightly decide my fate and luck when it stops.
"Let's FUCKING go!"
[-1 RP]
[+14 RPs remaining]
[Congratulations, you have used 1 RP to spin the Lottery roulette and randomly got...]
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End Note:
I say Cliffhanger-Kun.
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