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GREAT AT CRIME (Full Song)
🕑 Added 2022-09-17 21:46:41 +0000 UTC
Hey!
Normally I try not to preview the full songs before they're available for sale, but like... We've been sitting on this for ages and I only JUST got all the art back. I don't want to spend days animating the lyric video until I'm done with the first pass of audiobook scoring, so I'm just... gonna show this off now, lmao.
LYRICS:
In the dead of midnight
Someone's creeping down the hall
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all!
We might trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm
Because before the cops can catch us
We can call my mom
We're Great at Crime
(Don't call us dumb!)
Yeah we're Great at Crime
(I stole some bubblegum!)
The boys in blue are here for you
There is nothing they can do
We scruffle scram skedaddle
Up a creek without a paddle
No you cannot rattle us
Cause we are Great at Crime
Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at Crime
Great at crime
Great at crime
(Na na na na, so gooood~!
Yeah yeah yeah, Great at Crime!)
While you’re busy sleeping
We are sneaking through your yard
“BEWARE OF DOG” is just a bluff
This won’t be very hard!
Your security won’t stop us
Know that you can never top us
We will sneak in through the chimney
And then we get stuck…
We're Great at Crime
(Help, I can’t get out!!!)
Yeah we're Great at Crime
(I think I swallowed grout…)
Grab the hootch and then we scootch
…Unless you’ve got a scary pooch!
Rip ‘n rob ‘n rootle
But it all feels rather futile
When you’re chewed out by a poodle…
No! We’re Great at Crime
Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overrated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at Crime
Great at Crime
Great at Crime
(Great at Crime...
So good...
We're Great at Crime...
Yeah yeah yeah!)
Got a brand new target
That museum is our next mark
Breaking in at seven
‘Cause we are scared of the dark!
And the creeping apprehension
Of the dangers of detention
Doesn’t get a single mention and I’ll
Tell you why
Hit me with the motto fellas,
ONE MORE TIME
Great at Crime!
(I failed remedial english!)
Yeah we're Great at Crime!
(I don’t understand basic rhyme structure!)
Let’s grab this charm ‘cause what’s the harm?
Oh! We triggered the alarm!
It’s just a minor hiccup
I can call my mom for pickup
It’s the sleeve I got a trick up
Cause I’m great at crime
Thought that I was cunning
But my mama isn’t coming
Really shoulda started running
Cause we’re Great at Crime
Coppers were a big surprise
They’re trying us, we’re evil guys!
They wouldn’t be here otherwise, we’re
Great at Crime
Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at Crime
Doing time
Great at Crime!
Comments
Markisgay
I’m making my own tap dance routine for this
Nemeia, Corporate Enchantress
As true criminals would, they wrote this song in the indecipherable text of English
Mark Nasuti
Spotify when???
nice
IceCremeSunday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leafalie
This is everything I hoped it would be and more, fantastic!!
Fan Trades
Wait, I thought that the characters in EE spoke a Fantasy-Esperanto, not English. Apparently they still have Remedial English Classes though.
Candaru Driemor
Absolutely LOVING the new backing instruments!
S
I’d say it’s fire but arson’s kinda overrated. I love how epithets getting a proper soundtrack to go along with it :D
teriyaki drinker
yssss
blueflame spirit
I love this. It's so jazzy and funny!
tikimanlele
Love this enthusiastic little kid energy! Not to mention just how insanely good the instrumentals is. Is a real bop and I like it.
Blooky #1 RICK SHADES FAN
Would I be able to do a cover of this??
