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Epithet Erased Theme - Deadline (Extended Vers.)
🕑 Added 2024-04-24 02:35:34 +0000 UTCWAKE UP! The official lyric video for the extended version of the "Epithet Erased" theme song, "Deadline", is here! The extended version of this song was funded by our generous backers on Kickstarter. You can watch the Lyric Video before it goes public a few days early here!
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CREDITS:
Vocals - Sapphire
Backup - Emily Fajardo, Uts in Boots
Music - PLASTERBRAIN
Lyrics - Brendan Blaber
Mix - Sapphire
Artwork - Meatfrosting
LYRICS:
WAKE UP!
You’ve got a lot to do today
Feel proud and wipe your eyes, ‘cause hey!
Stifle the yawn, stayed up ‘til dawn
Let’s see what you been workin’ on...
IT’S GONE!
Keep in mind the deadline
Is closing in
Your byline, the headline
They’re in the bin
Uncompleted
All deleted
WHAT’S GOING ON?
You have to crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die!
Cut out the corners, cross the Ts and dot the Is!
Whip out the white-out but keep it in good taste
Just so that no one will
Ever know it’s defaced
Epithet Erased!
ALL RIGHT!
Group project work may bury you
Maybe your team can carry you?
Send ‘em a text, you’re feelin' vexed
Ask your partners what you should do next
AW HECK!
The group chat: Unread.
Well that’s no good.
They tell you
“Well, we thought you would!”
“At a party”
“Never started”
WHAT’S GOING ON?
You always crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die!
And then these lazy louses leave you out to dry
To them, expendable, you’re just a good grade
They took exhaustion
And they replaced it with rage
Go to your happy place…
New project now: It’s your revenge
Obsessed with thoughts of offing them
But no—
Why settle for sealing those snakes in a hearse
When you could do something that’s so much worse?
(Quiet and conspiratorial)
Slap their wrists and
Break the system
LET’S GET IT DONE!
Email the supervisor, get ‘em expelled
They act like devils, well it’s time to give ‘em hell!
Leak the receipts, and then you tank GPAs
If you go out then you’ll go
In a glorious blaze!
Epithet Erased!
Comments
Candaru Driemor
Any chance of a version without vocals? :)
Chris Haines
Ahhhhhh!!!! It’s sooooo, soooooooo good
Alex Finch
Welp time to break my Spotify replay button…
Daniel Watkins
Love the song I'm am happy on how it turn out. Thank you
JelloApocalypse
aaaaaaaaagh....
Folly!
alright I'm keeping it on loop forever now. thank you jello
Folly!
I always loved deadline :D
mayordomoGoliat
Let Molly have a villain arc, as a treat.
Benedict Ide
Wasn't expecting "every group project I ever did revenge fantasy" as the vibe for this one, but I'll take it! (Also- idk if this is easy to fix before it goes public, but at 0:37 the apostrophe is missing on "it's defaced". Whenever I see that mixup, Strong Bad barges into my head uninvited, singing about scalawags. You know the one.)
Grimbiliah
Written by jelloapocalypse
Beckett’s Bricks and Broadway
Heck, yes finally, it is so good. When is it being released to Spotify and Apple Music?
Act One
It goes without saying that the musical elements of the song are great, but the typography for the lyrics in the song videos is always the cherry on top. Kudos on that!
Luke Negus
same issue here?
JelloApocalypse
Fixed
JelloApocalypse
Fixed, sorry
DivineDragonFelgrand 4123
The link sends you somewhere else
DrWyrm
Molly deserves a small villain arc, as a little treat. She’s been very good and should be allowed to cause problems on purpose
Psycho
Woooot
ChickenOverdrive
HELL YEAH I LOVED THIS SONG. GREAT JOB ON THE FULL VERSION
Alexander Rangel
Ah, so she was close to snapping since season one
_ Chaoswasfound _
SO GLAD I BOUGHT THE PATREON TODAY!
Fan Trades
I don't know if anyone else had this problem, but the link to the lyric video just directs me to the mascot books page.
dollqueen
Yay! Molly villain arc the song
