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Epithet Erased Short - Foods Rich People Eat

🕑 Added 2024-08-06 20:38:28 +0000 UTC

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Jordan fannon

“Secret rat” is the most Jello Jello-ism I’ve ever heard

that one villain

Rat cheese: cheese made from rat milk or cheese owned by a rat?

LiamOfOrmonde

I mean I’ve seen it before? Walked into a warehouse where there was an art auction and saw some at a buffet. Pine cone cheese is a ‘sub-fancy’ cheeseball. A pretty good looking cheese ball too. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/240702/pine-cone-cheese-ball/. Edit: Also, not to be too reductive but you can get pine nuts from pine cones. You can get pine nut milk from pine nuts the same way you get almond milk from almonds. Then ‘agitate’ the pine nut milk and you can get pine-nut-milk cheese…

JelloApocalypse

I don't know what you googled, but there is no such thing as "pine cone cheese" in real life. This is a call-back to Percy "milking the pine cone" in the first season.

Beckett’s Bricks and Broadway

Take your time, congrats on the move (also I have said what Rick said several times in my life and it felt like he was reading my mind when I first heard it)

Atelous

Guys you gotta understand. Jello hasn't had time to finish the first draft of the next book because he has to move to his new residence all the way in Madagascar, which he has to make multiple trips to by rowboat to move all his stuff. Once he has internet set up there, he has to spend at least 2,000 hours editing his 90-minute video essay on the D-list indie game he streamed with Vixen over a weekend once. Then after that's done, he has to start an entirely new creative project, do all the concept work, storyboard it, spend another 2,000 hours hand-painting every asset for it, then scrap the whole project and post all of it here on Patreon. During all that he's probably going to go through at least 6 debilitating illnesses & break at least 70% of his bones, which he'll have to recover from. We Epithet fans just have to be patient, relax.

LiamOfOrmonde

… I mean pine cone cheese isn’t that fancy. I had to give it a google. It’s cream cheese, goat cheese, herbs, garlic, almonds, cayane pepper, and rosemary. Delicious, but not rich people food. It’s the kinda food I’d give to my friends while we play DnD or something.

Robert Mirhady

Is that how Trixie see’s Phoenica? Or her sense of taste at least?

JelloApocalypse

People who are on the ball know that I'm mid-move and nothing major will be coming out until like October at the earliest and even that's really generous.