.DARK. 1x5
🕑 Added 2024-09-25 18:59:42 +0000 UTCCOOKETH
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Ron Jackson Jr
i aint clicking it Lol
roonil
because Katharina had a black eye in the Me and the Devil montage
roonil
that's what someone that posted a virus would say🧐
Frosty
^ not a virus lol
Frosty
https://imgflip.com/i/957y6n
Euphemia Isobel
Dark the neglected step child 😭😭😭
Bri-Ana Monique
Patiently awaiting episode 6 🥹
Euphemia Isobel
All I want for Christmas is more Dark
Reflekt0r
Im no english speaker. And the "Just saying" was pointed to my first post. Also people did not understand what i mean with "Overanalyzing". But its ok. I lost my interest in roll out this topic any further.
Vik Mar
Just saying while nobody asked is crazy
Euphemia Isobel
😞
Joel
Wait why did they change their mind on the sexual assault? I thought it was quite obvious that Helena fabricated the whole thing
Reflekt0r
They can cook as much as they want. Just saying.
Joel
?? This show is all about the analyzing and trying to figure out things. Let them cook
Reflekt0r
Yo Gek Crew. How about to not overanalyze anything and just enjoy the show for as it is.
Euphemia Isobel
I miss full time gek :(
TheSauceGuy
lol, it was a long pregnancy
KindaDutchNL
Yeah, no wonder Michael got more and more depressed as life went on. As a boy he must've been aching for life to be recognizable again, to see the people that he knew and loved in 2019. Only for him to feel more detached with each passing year, realizing that there was no place for him anymore. Imagine seeing yourself growing up...
Kim555
are you the streamer nmp? as in nmplol
NMP
The thing that I always wonder about is what Michael/Mikkel was like living life as Jonas’ dad before all of this. I mean he was probably interacting with his own parents as equals down at school meetings or whatever. Jonas and Martha got together the year before he passed, imagine your son brings home his first girlfriend and it’s your teenage sister/his aunt and you just have to be like “haha you go kid”.
NMP
You guys missed the most important part: Jonas just made out with his aunt (the girl is Mikkel’s sister)
The night is Dank and full of Memers
I think they might just get a little too focused on trying to predict everything that some of the things that aren't even mysteries are slipping past them which would help them cook even more on the big theories, which they have done really well with for Mikkel.
The night is Dank and full of Memers
"Tiedemann here" Then asked for someone from the hospital to come pick up Mikkel. Since then, his name and Charlotte's family name were said a lot in other scenes.
Enma
No clue but it’s been a minute since it dropped so I figured it has to be soon plus nothing else has dropped today.
1999
Wait does it actually drop today 👀
Enma
I can feel that One Piece drop coming any minute now…
David J
Day 6… of asking the geks to watch “The Penguin”
𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓪
COOKETH indeed. I love it
Joydan Bri’an
nope all of these relationships are messy lol
Bellamy Blake
Lol am I the only one that’s like 🥴
Joydan Bri’an
Jonas kissing his aunt. Hannah lying on Ulrich because she’s essentially jealous of Katherina. Hannah getting married to Mikkel, which is Ulrich’s son, then getting with Ulrich who is basically her father in law. Like lmaooo the layers and drama is insane
A_Daddy Daichi
Same! I quickly theorized it on ep 3 or 4 on my first watch but I was like nahhhh 😅
Ale
Thanks! Good to know I was not making things up in my head 😅
roonil
Hannah said in the beginning, when she left a voice mail on Ines phone, that Jonas hasn't seen his grandmother in 3 months and that the power went out again, so Ines should just tell her if she wants them out of the house.
Jessica
Haha seriously I feel like it’s so common for women to take initiative, like the comment above said it’s so normal you don’t really think about it
Ale
I think Hannah just fabricated that all SA story. Seeing the things she does in the future I very much believe she is capable of saying that just to get Ulrich and Katarina separated. Also I don't think if the guy had a criminal record would be able to be a policeman in the future. I feel a little accomplished by getting confirmation that Mikkel is Jonas dad! I think Ines stole the letter? I remember very vaguely that Hannah said something about it or I'm probably just misremembering lol
Zechree
Jonas is an honorary Targaryen with the unknowing aunt kiss. Happens to the best of them.
selmak13
I think the whole SA story is fabricated for several reasons. First, we see constant hints of young Hannah crushing on Ulrich and being jealous of his relationship with Kat, and in the present (when you guys noticed she had crazy vibes since she spam-called him and showed up at their house where the wife is, and that ominous smirk and look on her face after he rejects her) I am assuming her thought is "I separated you two once before, I will do it again because I want you to myself" and I'm guessing the present Ulrich has no clue that the whole thing was Hannah's doing Second, I think if he did actually SA Kat, it would be a dangerous message to send to viewers as directors, "SA is forgivable and you will still get the girl in the end and marry her etc (2 girls even, the one that endured it and the one that witnessed it) And third, if Ulrich had a criminal record, how would he ever get employed in the police force? About the bruise thing, I think classic misdirect while taking everything into account
Sasha
Actually I knew that. I was just wondering why Cannon even said it.
Sora
appreciate the drop guys <3
Zechree
They should go back and read Martha’s monologue from the play if they didn’t read it
Euphemia Isobel
I think you’re confusing Hannah with Katarina His child is just Jonas, and Hannah isn’t his mom
Euphemia Isobel
German Jon & Dany
Rasmus Kjær Poulsen
Well at some point he must have realized that he literally had kids with his own mother and one of the kids is literally himself while the other one is his brother. That alone might have driven him insane. Or perhaps he was in the belief that he had to hang himself to keep the timeline intact, considering that was he did when he was a kid.
Mysterious Figure
Girls taking the initiative happens quite often over here. To the point where you don't even think about it that much if men or women do it more than the other. It's just a non issue over here IMO.
Reflekt0r
Winden. Just the word also means "to writh, to coil up, to curl, to squirm in agony".
Yuion
Lets be real here. Keeping track of all the relationships and family relations on the first watchthrough is pretty rough
BRO.
Just a play on words. "Nein" means "No" in German. & sounds like "Nine".
༒ dianna ༒
Again Egon Tiedemann aka Chief Inspector Tiedemann is the father of Claudia Tiedemann not Charlotte's father.
Rayanh LaNansha
I think he meant about girls initiating it like Martha did.
Rayanh LaNansha
The reason why I couldn't think of Mikkel being Jonas' dad is because of the whole thing with Martha being Mikkel's sister. My brain couldn't accept that equation until it was shoved into my eyeballs, lmao.
༒ dianna ༒
Guys Jonas literally kissed his aunt too LMAO
A_Daddy Daichi
The reveal always makes me want to cry
༒ dianna ༒
ME AND THE DEVIL, Walking side by side... Yes Brig it is.
A_Daddy Daichi
Noahhh
Guadalupe Sierpes
Yall are spoiling me with so many dark drops
lauren
because when egon called the hospital he said “tiedemann…” then whatever else he said after. they thought he was calling someone named tiedemann but he was just stating who was calling
Dylan Walsh
The term for people like Hannah is “Bunny Boiler”
Nanashi
They need to simply take a look at the website, or not, I didn't need it, just write down the family tree as you know it
Nanashi
Dark is soooo gooood😭😭😭
Sasha
"I just lost my dawg" is insane😂 and Carter continuing with his own insanity
A_Daddy Daichi
Yayyy you guys finally saw this comment lmao
TheSauceGuy
at least wait until morning or something if you don't have proof at all, idk lol. easy way to get any guy in jail for a day without proof
TheSauceGuy
i love this show
Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)
Just because I didn't pick up on who Egon was until like mid s2 I think tbh, maybe I wasn't paying enough attention, but it didn't spoil my watch. I get with a react, people would probably want perfection first time, but I fully expect yall will watch again in some capacity and get that "all-knowing- satisfactory" watch out of it eventually.
Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)
I don't think you're "supposed" to know who everyone is immediately, if you want to, you can, but the show does a good job of revealing when necessary imo. If you pick up on something the first time, it's an awesome watch, if you don't, it's an awesome watch. When you pick it up for the first time on rewatch, it's an even greater watch. Not many shows left like this where they don't hold your hand, but don't keep you in the dark. If you want to consult the Internet for confirmations, speculations, it's there, but you absolutely don't have to. I like it.
Marlon Douglas
would love to see u guys enter https://dark.netflix.io/ after a episode.
Brady
They finally saw a comment about this website, W If you're on PC turn on hardware/graphics acceleration so the site doesn't lag
John
Uploads tonight are flipping cooking
Euphemia Isobel
Dying at the post discussion where they are wondering if Katarina got pregnant and they had to get married because of a baby, it's 33 years in the past Martha, Magnus and Mikkel aren't 33 😂
Timmy Turner
I mean tbh it’s not unrealistic for a guy to get arrested on hearsay for false rape.
TheSauceGuy
Well, I figured there'd have to be some sort of proof provided to take someone from their home on charges of rape if the supposed victim says that it didn't happen. That all depends on whether or not he did assault her, but the entire scene didn't give me that vibe at all.
The night is Dank and full of Memers
Police Chief in 1986 is Egon Tiedemann. Old man in 2019 is Helge Doppler. The show has said their names multiple times since episode 1. We also see Helge in 1986 giving the book to Claudia. They look nothing alike, and are the same age in 86 and 2019 respectively. They could never be the same person. Charlotte isn't Egon's daughter. Claudia is.
The night is Dank and full of Memers
If they claim every character is every character, then when 1 character is revealed to be 1 they can say they called it lmao. Jack was on the ball as soon as we saw Mikkel in the past in episode 2, citing the letter as reference. From there, the others guessed that Mikkel and Mads are literally everyone:P But yes Jack did call that accurately and early.
The night is Dank and full of Memers
Keep watching is the answer to all of those questions.
Sasha
Not like the german 9😂 what was even the point in that
BipolarKitten
Brig should be cast as young Noah because the sketch of Noah looks exactly like him.
The night is Dank and full of Memers
Kahnwald name has been said/shown since episode 1. Ines nametag shown episode 3. She has 0 relation to the Tiedemann family. Not sure why Jack thinks she does. Tiedemann family = Egon father of Claudia, mother of Regina, mother of Bartosz. Kahnwald family is entirely separate.
Dio
Wait till next episode , your questions may get answered
Griff
The police chief has a grudge, so he’d just assume she is trying to protect him
BipolarKitten
"Hotel people" 😭😭
McKay Carter
This is so cool thank you!
TheSauceGuy
Do what, kiss people? I just thought he was joking about that lol.
TheSauceGuy
Cannon calling it a "nutterhouse" instead of a "nuthouse" lol
Kp__
Peaky Blinders next
Frosty
Another unexpected W drop. Cooking. With. Gas.
TheSauceGuy
Am I missing something? Couldn't the police have just asked the girl what had happened to see her side? If she was injured when she's briefly shown after, did he assault her? I'm so confused lol.
TheSauceGuy
So many people in this show are unfaithful and can't explain how they feel lmao
Cookie
Cookie
Timmy Turner
Damn bro imagine the same day you’re born you’re also a dad raising a family
TheSauceGuy
Noah is a religious figure in this show, very interesting...
Mia Malvik
actually quite true
1999
Ultimate fist bump
roonil
The policeman from 1986 is Egon Tiedemann, Claudias father.
1999
“You’re cool.” “No, I’m Mikkel.” Bro has ungodly Rizz 💀
jrnoodles
Thank you. :) Unless by the time the show end Mikkel's family learn the truth. It's sad to think they'll never know what happen to him.
Elle B.
The reveal that Mikkel is Jonas’ dad makes that moment where they fist-bumped in the forest in episode 1 really bittersweet in hindsight. He got to have another moment with his dad after he died and didn’t even know it. 😭
Mysterious Figure
Cannon, I promise you, girls DO do that! Just move to Europe man. 😂👌
Anne Sims
Hot damn! Thank you for the uploads! I hope Jack's feeling vindicated right now for having his theories confirmed about Mikkel being Michael! I loved watching the reactions and him slowly coming to the realization once they showed past Ines and current Ines side by side lol. Can't wait for the rest of your theories to be either debunked or confirmed in the future. Your discussions post episodes are absolutely entertaining and they're why I'm here! Hope y'all enjoy the rest of the season.
TheSauceGuy
I'm here for the Dark spam
Scinaps
Brig: Give her a hug! German: *does not compute*
Sarafian Victor
It looks like you're having a blast watching this show and it's refreshing to see you manage to remember the details and stuff. Great work!
Bri-Ana Monique
Was having a bad day, until I saw the drop so thank you for the help with fixing my mood 😂🩵
Lady Stoneheart (Uncat)
whoa watt
Daniella
If i had a nickel for the amount of shows the geks watched with aunt+nephew incest i'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
Agent September 🏴☠️
Holy shit feeling spoiled
hollow soul
MY FKN GOATS TY FOR THE GOT AND DARK BLESSING MY SHIT ASS DAY
David J
Also… Day 5 of asking the geks to watch “The Penguin”
David J
Ngl the geks are cooking rn
Billie
I’m watching episode 4 now I got got AND episode 5???? we love to see the hustle!!!!
Ante
Damn, they're spamming this ish lmao. Yesssss.
Ale
I haven't even watch ep4 yet 😱 You guys spoiled us too much
Euphemia Isobel
Weee can’t wait to go home
BusterBigNuts
As the reactions keep coming, I’d HIGHLY recommend using dark.netflix.io to keep track of who’s who. You can set it to the most recent episode you’ve watched so it won’t contain any spoilers.
Abdulmajeed
Thannnnkkk you
Brady
Dark fans eating GOOD this week
Dio
Love how even though we are just the 5% who voted for Dark on the poll, Geks doing several drops to satisfy us. W channel listening to everyone💯💯
Derek Whittom
Keep em coming
A_Daddy Daichi
Another one, thank you! Will watch after work tonight!
BRO.
Ok, I’m loving these drops.
Natsu1401
Yo, Can’t get enough of DARK,ehh boys..lol
Mia Malvik
ANOTHER ONE? 😱
Ushna Seeam
😱😱😱🥳🥳 Thank you!!
Kim555
Geks can you do a Halloween event for the entirety of October? Like one or two movies a week. They could be Horror movies or Halloween classics. But you gotta do Mean Girls 🙏
Nash
LETS GOOOOOO
Kim555
HELLO? Back to back! Thank you
Jacob Goldsmith
first