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Happy Thanksgiving! (Free pic!)
🕑 Added 2021-11-25 20:04:52 +0000 UTCAlice: "Hi Mr. Director! I'm gonna go home now, okie?"
Director: "Sure, have a good Thanksgiving!"
Alice: "Wait...why are you still here? Shouldn't you be celebrating Thanksgiving with your family?"
Director: "Oh, no that's more of an American thing. Not really that big on turkey either. Plus I still gotta figure out some sort of holiday post for today."
Alice: "Hmmm...want me to go have sex with a turkey and we can post that?"
Director: "What? No. That's like...super lazy."
Alice: "No it's not! It's Thanksgiving related! Sort of. I can even put on latex!"
Director: "Absolutely not. The subscribers to this FanBox deserve something more intricate and thought out. If I just put up some picture of some loli having sex with a turkey that would be incredibly lazy and lowbrow. And latex does not magically solve everything, despite what Kaori and Bethany might believe."
Alice: "Aww...but I wanna have sex with a turkey."
Director: "There is absolutely no f***ing way I'm just putting up a picture of some loli in latex having sex with a turkey on Thanksgiving. I'm not that lazy."
Five hours later:
Give me a break, it's a holiday.
And I will admit that I have no clue what a turkey penis looks like. Nor could I even find a picture of one.
Comments
riorita
Lieda and the swan probably inspired this. Thank you, Rita
<Alice pouts> "I posted this picture three days ago and you're just commenting now? Meanie! 😋" -Alice
How did I *NEVER* think of that before?! Good girl. If that poor tom has to go in the oven, bless you for first laying down and putting a smile on his wattle...
Little Alice always has her heart in the right place lol
Arty
Alice having sex with a turkey while another *cooked* turkey is next to them. I have no clue what's going on but it's hilarious 😂
https://mega.nz/file/Sy42xQAS#uPInvrUrxcFOnts88gZ77Ae5nj3pkNlZ1nGHNlxeuLI
