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Erin vs Damian the Sex Demon. #1 (Commission)
🕑 Added 2021-08-03 21:56:27 +0000 UTCDirector: "Hey, Stables? Yeah it's the Director. Can you send up one of your demons? I've got this girl that I think needs to be taken down a notch. She's getting kind of cocky and causing a lot of trouble. No, anyone should do. She's just a ten year old girl."
Director: "WHAT THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYONE HERE GODDAMN KNOCK?!?!?!"
Demon: "I AM DAMIAN, SPAWN OF ASMODEUS. I AM THE INCARNATE OF LUST AND SODOMY. I EXIST TO DEVOUR HUMANITY AND SOON ALL OF EARTH WILL BOW TO MY WILL."
Director: "Yeah well you also don't know how to knock apparently."
Demon: "YOU WILL NOT SPEAK INSOLENTLY TO ME OR I WILL CAST YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL. BOW TO MY POWER YOU MORTAL"
Director: "OHMYFUCKINGGAWD just sit down. And WTF is an Asmodeus?"
Demon: "JEEZUS YOU FUCKING AMERICANS DON'T KNOW SHIT. FUCKING LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER!"
Director: "Fuck you. I have an assignment for you. Go find Erin, tell her to stop monkeying around and causing trouble."
Demon: "IS SHE THAT IRISH REDHEAD WHO RELEASED ANUBIS AND RAPED THAT DOG? I DUNNO DUDE SHE KINDA SCARES ME."
Director: "Just go do it. I'll let you sodomize Gregor when you finish."
Demon: "SWEET"
Director: "I hate this stupid job."
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asmodeus
(TLDR: Demon personifying the sin of Lust)
Comments
"DO NOT WORRY. I AM THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL OF LUST. SHE WILL WILT UNDER ME." -Demon
Yeah, I was quite surprised to find a complete lack of any "middle ground" with the Irish girls - either they're Ultra Catholic Stuck Up Prudes(tm), OR they're Fiendish Slags(C)... usually slightly less literally "fiendish" than Erin, however... Maybe a German exchange student? It's basically the Alabama of Europe - and the girls still like their doggies very much, but usually they prefer getting doggie dicked instead of dicking the doggies...
Xilda
Honestly, I'm not sure if a demon, no matter how powerful, is gonna be enough to deal with Erin. She's a feisty one.
"Yes, Erin needs to be taught a lesson. But thank you! I decorated it myself. Interior design is my passion. I'm glad to see someone noticed!" -The Director
"Yeah...I think next year I'm gonna ask for an exchange student from another country. I dunno if this is working out." -The Director
Arty
At least you don't have to worry about Erin anymore. Damien will get the job done!
"Of course I'm stressed. Every goddamn day it's another fire to put out with these girls!" -The Director
From one fiery demon to another. I see an inflamed asshole here somewhere. Open to interpretation. Nice decor choice.
Yep, you don't go cross an Irish lass when she's determined, no fooling... unless you're prepared to face her dark side. *puts on batgirl utility belt*
Arty
Poor director...he seems a bit stressed. He even needs the help of demons to put the girls back in order. But I'm sure Damien (SPAWN OF ASMODEUS, INCARNATE OF LUST AND SODOMY 😈) will succeed...Erin is just a ten year old girl after all 😊
