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Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history

🕑 Added 2026-01-13 07:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Chris Rhodes

Having worked with him I can confirm that Goldbridge is very much a character. In my old job we made some content with him and behind the camera he’s very much a quiet, normal guy and when it starts rolling he switches. I remember being massively impressed by his ability to do that. He was a detective in his previous life.

Will

December 26 they won’t even be selling gruel, they’ll be selling Jim Ratcliffe’s imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 of Walter Crickmer’s orphans can’t tell the difference

Maam Fall

Rufus Rice could be a funny guest lads

CEK

As a United fan but Amorim-believer I couldn’t finish this, but wish I’d sent in some good-authority stories from Amorim’s days bowling around Lisbon with David Luiz. Potential wrong ‘un status (in a good way)

Mr J

When you speaking about the press conference…. https://youtu.be/rxUm-2x-2dM?si=Lffs7LcF6Hjc20xc

Will

The bit about that Peaky Blinders lad in Jack’s cafe reminded me of a Rob Green quote. After joining West Ham I think a club journalist asked how he was settling in and he said it was fine, but he’s a bit different to the rest of the lads. The journalist asked him what he meant and he said he reads for pleasure.

The Upshot

you're avin a laugh sayin that

William

As a United fan, all you can do is laugh. How the players are playing are the least of the club’s problems. It’s an absolute circus from top to bottom, think we’re at our banter years stage now and the scary thing is there is no sign of it stopping anytime soon