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Roy Keane turns on Carrick’s wife and Ryan Wedding arrested
🕑 Added 2026-01-29 07:00:05 +0000 UTCOn the pod today:
- Yaya Toure’s tiny-cocked doppelganger
- The top flight coach who picks his team on Chat GPT
- And the game’s up for cocaine snowboarder Ryan Wedding
Links from the pod:
Roy Keane slags off Michael Carrick's wife: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1qenwdi/video_carragher_wishes_carrick_well_keane/
Swear word list: https://github.com/zautumnz/profane-words/blob/master/words.json
Man United fan: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/30-m-january-18-led-1053054650.jpg?resize=664,960&quality=90&strip=all
Club Brugge Borat fans: https://prod-img.nieuwsblad.be/public/nieuws/olkle4-borat.jpg/alternates/WIDTH_1440/Borat.jpg
Comments
Charlie
Really enjoying the Patreon. I couldn’t seem to find episode 5 when I went back to listen to the earliest episodes though. It appears to skip from 4 to 6.
Andrei Kroupnik
Having lived in Golders Green with my Kazakh wife, we found out that Sasha Baron Cohen lived just a few streets away from us. She was waiting for her chance to come across him and extract revenge on behalf of Kazakhstan by punching him in the face! I did keep to myself that I actually enjoyed the Borat movie and his TV stuff to myself!
The Upshot
i think it's rather snazzy
Will
What do you think of the polo neck? Balls out of the bath on this one
Michael Denver
Great episode.
Ollie Roberts
That’s… more leg than I was prepared for
