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March Patreon Poll
🕑 Added 2026-02-09 17:56:15 +0000 UTCComments
Alex Malcolm X (formerly Twitter)
Hawkings for sure. Jerry Seinfeld got enough on him except his penchant for young girls and love the genocidal states?
Pete Rhodes
Hawks... but not in his American accent
Martin
Heโs just a cook
Turner Reynolds
I know this is off topic, but the latest Jake Humphrey Facebook post is pure Jake Humphrey .
Adam Gorman
Hawking for me, some pretty grimy skeletons in his closet, or so I hear..
Cathal Chu
Gotta be Hawking.Dirty dawg who achieved the unique feat of walking out on his wife for another women without being able to walk!
Paul Hibbitt
Hawking if you do impressions of him
M. McGregor
The Steven seagal police reality show; legit
Rob
So as his 'martial arts' videos feature, there is only one winner here. Steer away from Epstein's favourite astro physicist for the time being. Plenty of material will be forthcoming in the next months ๐คฃ
Tod James
Strong agree it has to be this mad fucker
dan rose
Please be seagal Dudes a walking meme
Matthew Coope
Hope you keep the other 2 in the backlog fellas, I'd love to see all 3!
Berend
Seagal would be a blast. So many fun stories with that one ๐
