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Celebrity Bangmatch 018 - Get ready!
🕑 Added 2021-01-09 19:02:34 +0000 UTCSo you decided for a CTB competition, the king of the gods and the king of the monsters busting each other's eggs until one of them can't get anymore. Let's roll with this!
Also, I made a second pool for the form of dog-Odam in SkyHorn's Adventures, because the weighted count gave results too close for the fluffy and floppy-ear dog, so this time is just between the two. Go make your choice here!
I'm just sorry that this format doesn't let me spend space for these minor reactions, but I want to specify to you that Zeus is partly amused by the genital expansion of Asgore, but mostly disappointed because being the supreme god of diminishing other men, slapping giant genitals on their faces is kind of his thing.
Ancient Greeks had a kind of conflicted opinion about big genitals. Priapus was the god defined by a giant dong (hence priapism) that was the product of Hera's curse and scared off Hestia so much that she decided to stay a virgin her entire life. But according to more down-to-earth songs and poems found on graffiti, these people didn't despise the idea of having big dicks between their legs.
So the inversed size-shaming was the way from high literature to absorb in their canon vulgar but popular myths?
Honestly, I think that Zeus with his shapeshifting abilities would go around swinging a baguette-sized dong all the time except in presence of Hera or one of the Virgin Goddesses.
Hey, I've made Leomon but with gigantic hands but in his case it's accurate! Honestly, I have to work a lot on his face. Mine is still too cute. Also because I'm trying to use less often the "emojis" of the hosts and make them more present in the background since they're tagged on e621.
Also, I made a second pool for the form of dog-Odam in SkyHorn's Adventures, because the weighted count gave results too close for the fluffy and floppy-ear dog, so this time is just between the two. Go make your choice here!
I'm just sorry that this format doesn't let me spend space for these minor reactions, but I want to specify to you that Zeus is partly amused by the genital expansion of Asgore, but mostly disappointed because being the supreme god of diminishing other men, slapping giant genitals on their faces is kind of his thing.
Ancient Greeks had a kind of conflicted opinion about big genitals. Priapus was the god defined by a giant dong (hence priapism) that was the product of Hera's curse and scared off Hestia so much that she decided to stay a virgin her entire life. But according to more down-to-earth songs and poems found on graffiti, these people didn't despise the idea of having big dicks between their legs.
So the inversed size-shaming was the way from high literature to absorb in their canon vulgar but popular myths?
Honestly, I think that Zeus with his shapeshifting abilities would go around swinging a baguette-sized dong all the time except in presence of Hera or one of the Virgin Goddesses.
Hey, I've made Leomon but with gigantic hands but in his case it's accurate! Honestly, I have to work a lot on his face. Mine is still too cute. Also because I'm trying to use less often the "emojis" of the hosts and make them more present in the background since they're tagged on e621.
