Me offering Julius Caesar a can of orange fanta because I didn't know what else to do with the time machine
🕑 Added 2025-01-02 06:19:20 +0000 UTCthis won't alter history right?
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NoFlintsGrey
Finally someone shows where the actual quote “Veni, Vidi, Vici” originated from. Thank you King.
DocWize
"Quare gustus iste sicut citrus putridus et medicina?" Caesar probably.
Mitchell
Here. Have fanta
Sato
The Fanta didn't change anything, no. But that is where furries come from and why femboys and sodomy blew up so spectacularly in ancient Greece the way it did. Sure, it existed before, yes, but never quite the same amount. For it was when you left we got the expression, Misó na tous vlépo na févgoun, allá mou arései na tous vlépo na févgoun. Roughly translated, we get-i hate to see them leave but i love to watch them go. Happy new year, sexy ^_-
imthebeast
I'd give him a dr.pepper
LocalMoron
Fanta is great at sealing stab wounds to the chest I hear
eddie cervantes
Offer him a full set of armor to survive the shanking
Melon the Protogen
Just as long as you don't sneeze, the timeline will remain stable
NightHunter115
Start a religion
Ari Ibarra
And that my friends was how Fanta was invented