Jack Torrance
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Reminder: Sale Tomorrow
🕑 Added 2025-11-27 15:29:21 +0000 UTCI was gonna just let discounts go from now through tomorrow but I have to wait a week to put up a new discount? Sorry guys. But yeah. $1 for just the bonus tier and $2.50 for the everything tier 11/28-11/29. IF YOU'RE ON AN IPHONE GO TO THE MOBILE SITE TO BUY IT OTHERWISE YOU'VE GOTTA PAY A 30% TAX. And that is not a me thing, trust me.
Either way as of midnight on 11/28 for 24 hours memberships are 50% off.
Same for Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/stc9892/subscriptions
Only difference with Deviantart is that you have to "watch" me to get access to my content. This is crucial because when I'm submitting my horrifically morbid extreme obesity smut to literary agents to make a living in a dead industry the first thing they look at is how many DA followers you have. Anyone in "the business" will tell you it's the most viable clout currency on the entire internet, at least for tortured genius auteurs such as myself.
Regarding content. I haven't had a minute to breathe this week. But I am off Friday night and will get something together. Undercover Blubber has me doing all sorts of pre-writing and planning because I think that's one of my biggest weaknesses as a writer. But I'm methodically planning this one and not pantsing it like a piece of shit.
