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Wedding Cost is not worth it
🕑 Added 2025-11-12 02:36:08 +0000 UTCPro Tip for Young Couples: Instead of blowing one-fifth of your lifetime earnings on a lavish wedding—like many in India do and in USA many weddings are north of $100K (a retire on bag of 300 TSLA shares) — channel that cash into smarter investments with real returns, such as buying a house, funding your kids' education, or building a solid investment portfolio. The ROI on a fancy wedding? Absolutely disastrous—it's a one-day party that evaporates faster than champagne bubbles.
Opt for a simple, heartfelt celebration in a public park or backyard, grab a keg of beer, few bottles of wine, let your friends be DJ and focus on what truly matters: sharing the joy with close friends and family. The best wedding I've been to was in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco
Skip the status-symbol splurges like Veuve Clicquot and lobster feasts for distant acquaintances you barely care about. Your future self (and portfolio) will thank you.
You could even buy all the guests, an iPhone 18, or whatever it is right now and have them take lots and lots of pictures upload them to the web and pick the best ones. The candid photos taken by friends and family are always the best.
Pro Hack - have a destination wedding in the far flung place that nobody will travel to except those that really matter.
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Micheal Saylor
Congrats
Pickled Egg
Excellent advice, and the divorce rate for these lovage affairs? Best thing to do for the marriage is invest in it heat/soul/finances
Pedro
Getting married on Friday for less than than 10k total, our wish for gifts: More Tesla shares 😂
