KayaTheVixen
fansly
🕑 Added 2023-08-01 20:18:29 +0000 UTC
Okay, I have to tell this story. It had me fucking cracking up real hard!
I was with a wholesome friend who has not played vr chat very much at all and is new to being a furry. He was asking me about lewd things in vr chat and I had to explain how DPS worked cause I have something fun planned that I was telling him about (that you're going to love~) I was like "do you know what DPS stands for?" and he responds "no, but I can guess." I'm thinking there's no way he can guess "Dynamic Penetration System" as a new user. I'm like "all right, you get one guess, let's have fun with this" and he blurts out (with NO HESITATION AT ALL, I might add) at the top of his lungs "DICK PUSSY SEX!"
When I tell you I was on that floor trying to catch my breath for a solid 10 minutes, I'm not kidding đ€Ł
After all that time I was able to calm myself down enough to continue telling him about DPS.đ
God I love him so much.
If that was the actual abbreviation, I'd want him to DPS me~
