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So I was too messed up to even realise it was my bday on the..
🕑 Added 2023-05-31 18:02:45 +0000 UTC So I was too messed up to even realise it was my bday on the day till someone called me but leading up to it I was still in really bad shape so that on top was just super depressing. It was the worst birthday I've had hands down I didn't even want to be alive so the icing of being incredibly down about not being able to do our caticorn birthday tradition for the first time in my whole career was extra rough. and I know it may seem silly but our birthday celebrations really exemplified everything I love so much about this job, the mishmash of silly and sexy and cute, the support and excitement you all had along with me, the feedback knowing I could perk up some youses days (and peens) a lil hehe, plus of course our lives are always so much fun getting to hang out like yous some of my fav ppl to chill with π But yes anywhoodles I decided frak it, times an illusion (lunchtime doubley so) and my whoreiversary is coming up June 13th and since I missed my bday on April 13th I thought maybe I could manage a fun celebration for both this month!! And maybe I can hustle together some kind of caticorn in time hehe But yes in the meantime here is some of the more humerous and less awful side effects of being up for three days straight w awful medication side effects and fully delusional so I didn't remember getting myself these at all till I opened the box π PS turns out the caticorn only lights up 1/10 times, it's super finicky you have to press it just so, it seems the switch is super loose but I haven't figured out how to get at the circuit board to fix it yet, so pray for me bcs they're now sold out and unavailable π
