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Funny story time! I got all cute to go out with a friend but..
🕑 Added 2023-04-27 04:50:44 +0000 UTC Funny story time! I got all cute to go out with a friend but we ended up back at her hotel room by 830pm because we were tired. So I take off my dress (obviously) so I can Netflix and chill comfortably. Well, when I get ready to leave, I put the dress back on but the zipper wouldn’t go up. No matter how hard we pulled, maneuvered, jiggled… it wouldn’t go up past a certain point. And then at some point the “zipper part” just busted open and then we couldn’t get the zipper back down! We had no safety pins or anything, so we hooked a paper clip in the bottom to cover my thong so I could walk my ass thru the bougie hotel lobby. I had to do a “walk of shame” and didn’t even get an orgasm for my troubles! I’m just laying here in bed shaking my head… #storytime #bustedzipper 😂 🤣
