Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own action..
🕑 Added 2022-05-10 23:11:20 +0000 UTC
Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions! Getting fat from eating greasy calorically dense fattening meals. I’m on my patio while enjoying a large fry from McDonald’s, along with a large Vanilla Coke from the fountain at 7/11, and my favorite kind of ice cream bar: magnum chocolate caramel. (How could they name that ice cream company “magnum”?? Is it the same company as the condoms?! Just vastly different products? Like how Yamaha makes pianos AND motorcycles?! Ice cream and condoms?? I love it.) I’m sitting on the stairs and the sun feels so nice and warm on my skin. I’m so relaxed and content I kept closing my eyes and remained present in the moment; focusing on the taste of those fresh, hot, salty fries as I shoved one after the other into my yearning mouth. Even chewing made me a little tired. How wonderful would it be to have someone feeding me while I’m sunbathing out here? Takes care of the arduous task that is lifting fried potatoes and ice cream to my own lips with these slow fat arms. You’ll see I crawl out of frame for a few seconds as I try to heave my wobbly body to save the napkin that otherwise would have been blown away. Working out to save the earth? Perhaps. A desperate short crawl to grab what I otherwise would’ve had to fully stand up to procure? Perhaps. Why not both? Got me thinking how I need a new grabber. You know those grabby…things. The things you use to grab things ya can’t reach?! Yes that would do me good. Too damn hard to move so much!! I’m finishing my ice cream sitting down, happily taking up most of my chair. I end the video with a jog up the stairs with my belly out, followed by the same thing in slow motion hehe. I really hope you enjoy.
