Hey! In this clip I’m struggling to get my jeans buttoned an..
🕑 Added 2022-04-09 23:38:33 +0000 UTC
Hey! In this clip I’m struggling to get my jeans buttoned and bra unhooked. Sweating and getting so tired and out of breath. I play with my overflowing gut and talk about my stretch marks. I also slap my fat round belly with admiration and I just love the way it sounds!! I wore this outfit to join a friend at a baseball game and I hadn’t seen her in like 3 years!! I literally had to walk up to her and wave in her face saying “Hey! It’s so good to see you!” before she could comprehend that the fat girl talking to her was actually me 😂 She quickly said hi and apologized for not recognizing me, blaming it on her “poor vision” LMFAO I’ve never heard that excuse before but she figured it would conceal her obviously shocked reaction 😅 So we went to the game and we had to walk what felt like SO far in the stadium to get to our seats. I was trying so hard to keep up with her but I was constantly like 5 feet behind her trying to keep up with her thin girl stride. I was so out of breath by the time we climbed two levels and then another flight of stairs to get to our section and of course our seats were in the middle of the row. She could fit by them easily when they stood up to let her in, but after barely getting past the first woman in the row, everyone I mean EVERYONE else got up and physically walked out of the row to let me get past them. And I was STILL having to squeeze by the empty chairs. So we finally sit down and OOPS I was spilling into the seat next to me. My fat arms and shoulders touching the man in the next chair and my fat stomach bursting over the arm rests. I laughed and apologized and he said “it’s okay! I was about to get up anyway” and he got up and NEVER CAME BACK like he must have chosen a different seat entirely. At least he was nice 😂 Then I got a big pink lemonade and nachos. That stadium food is criminally expensive but something about that ballpark food hits different when you’re in that atmosphere. After finishing the lemonade and nachos it was just the second inning and I was thinking about what to have next.
