hey Sharper Image, how about next time you make a vibrator y..
🕑 Added 2021-04-21 06:42:36 +0000 UTC
hey Sharper Image, how about next time you make a vibrator you add a designated on/off button? because turning this thing off feels like two steps forward one step back.
plus, i’ve never casually turned off a vibrator. no. if im turning off a vibrator, then i need it off NOW. think about it. either,
1.) i just finished and my self respect is beginning to come back (in which case i need it off and out of my face asap).
2.) im about to cum, but i haven’t gotten to the best part of the porn yet so i need to stop NOW so i can drag that thing out. make a session out of it, ya know? yeah.. you know. ;)
or 3.) im getting caught in the act. and if im getting caught “playing the downstairs deejay”, the last thing i want is to cycle through louder, more intense settings in order to turn the fucking vibrator off.
actually, with that in mind, Sharper Image you should actually add an emergency brake.
idk. just something to run by the R&D department.
