sorry for the spam but since matt and I are 99% getting this..
🕑 Added 2020-11-07 00:41:08 +0000 UTC
sorry for the spam but since matt and I are 99% getting this house I figured I’d share our current plans for it to become our ultimate happy place:
- fenceless chicken coop with 10-12 chickens for eggs
- convert gigantic drained pond into natural pool by installing water pump and planting bacteria filtering flora
- grow tomatoes, kale, watermelons, and blueberries
- set up streaming studios on top floor, basement, and in home gym and use wireless video transmission to allow us to stream outside and from the hot tub
- acquire a goose named george
- acquire a goat named jimmy
- spiritually convert into a prodigious farmer/alternative porn producing playboy
- go outside naked and bask in the glory of 3 acres of privacy
- climb a tree and jack off on the top branch while valiantly surveying the surrounding land like simba looking over his pride in the lion king
- eat jimmy the goat
- cum onto the forest floor and accidentally breed a species of bear rowan hybrids
- die a fulfilled man
