Wow! I can feel the holiday spirit deep within me! Or maybe ..
🕑 Added 2022-12-22 05:35:03 +0000 UTC
Wow! I can feel the holiday spirit deep within me! Or maybe that's actually the elves I gobbled up just a bit ago trying to escape. Only I have the control over when anyone leaves my ginormous belly, which is always never. Soon Santa will come storming in desperately searching for his little helpers just to find me laid back with a huge, moving belly like in this photo. Little does he know this is all a trap so I can brutally devour him as well! The pathetic elves were just little appetizers before my big jolly feast. Time for Santa Claus to go down my chimney!
