you've noticed your colleague getting pretty fucking fat lat..
🕑 Added 2024-08-08 04:31:44 +0000 UTC
you've noticed your colleague getting pretty fucking fat lately - how could you not? he's blown up so fast, his office clothes can't keep up. you start plying him with snacks and find he's more than happy to show off his new heft for you... sure these clothes are already tight and sweaty with all this fat squeezed inside, but unless they're ripping apart he could stand to gain a bit more... right?
