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omg HI it’s been a real mr.toad’s wild ride kinda couple wee..
🕑 Added 2022-03-16 14:02:31 +0000 UTC omg HI it’s been a real mr.toad’s wild ride kinda couple weeks but I’m hereeee.Updates:
baby sleeping through night ✔️
spring in New York has sprung ✔️
I’m back writing for stuff that isn’t social media related ✔️✔️💀😂
I almost feel alive again ✔️✔️✔️✔️
key word ALMoST*
Not that I feel dead after I have a baby. I love the haze. It’s like I’m seeing the world through strawberry jello? Pudding? Yes dragging my body through trifle. That’s what post baby feels like. It’s sweet and delicious and slows you tf down but you kinda wanna see outside the bowl and unfortunately you’ve got whipped cream in your eyes? Yes. I said it. It’s sweet and sticky but also…get it offa me?
But it’s a double edged sword bc as I type that my bb is sitting up and rolling around n it’s all happening too fast. PUT ME BACK IN THE DESSERT. I want that haaaaaze. But also my ego can only handle so much “putting myself on hold”so it’s gooood. It’s fine. Until I panic and want another baby? Being a woman is weird.
Anyway, 📸 tonight! Tell me what you want n I’ll try to make it happen. Also feel free to DM me for any bb sleep tips. I think I’m p good at it ngl 😎😎😎
In the meantime have a perfect week and…happy st. Patrick’s day? yeah why not. 💋💋💋
