Sooo, okay, I think I’m ready to do it 🫣 😮💨 but I’m still s..
🕑 Added 2023-09-16 16:34:00 +0000 UTC
Sooo, okay, I think I’m ready to do it 🫣 😮💨 but I’m still super scared/anxious!!! Because I’m just a baby 🥺 I’m going to go slow with releasing it so if it goes bad it’s not like a total train wreck. 🚂💥 So my current plan is to chug a bottle of rosè 🍷 and slide into the DM’s of everyone who has dropped dough 💵 into the “campaign” post (I don’t know why it’s called that?) and send it to them like tonight. 💌
If it empties their Kleenex boxes and drains their cocks 💦 then I’ll send it to everyone who has bought other posts in the past week. If that results in more crusty socks 🧦and happy 🐓🍆 then I’ll have the confidence to put it up for grabs for all.
Wish me luck! I’m off to the grocery store to stock up on dark chocolate, cookie dough ice cream, and as much liquid confidence 🍷 as I can afford in anticipation of tonight and the anxious aftermath 😮💨😂
