hardm0de
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🕑 Added 2022-04-20 18:55:03 +0000 UTC
Slowly, inexorably, you take your place at My feet... don't you? ;)
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Here's a spring update post for My good boys and girls!
I've been on a brief hiatus during the recent stretch of lovely spring weather, elbows deep in garden dirt and [redacted art business things]. This is My favorite time of year, and I've been completely and thoroughly blissed out, awash in dopamine as My first spring bulbs of the year break their dormancy and perfume the air around My sun-drenched porch. Everything thrives under My nurturance - and perhaps you could too.
Does this bring you vicarious joy? Are you basking in My well-deserved contentment? I've opened a special Garden Gooner tier on here for those who have expressed interest in reimbursing/subfunding My roses and peonies and other such flowering lovelies I plant in nearly comical excess every spring.
This tier includes an optional monthly care package containing whatever I've been harvesting - things like edible flower petals for tea, a jar of jam made with whatever fruits and flowers are in season on My property, a sample of whatever snobby tea I've been particularly enjoying lately, homemade CBD-infused goodies, etc., plus a handwritten note and photos describing the things I've planted recently, and how fucking much I love them. Like sexy garden penpals, with a foodie twist! ;)
Free task: get some sun on your face and some fresh air in your lungs, dolls.
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Miss My velvet voice? Spend some quality time under My soothing and serene guidance by booking an intimate one-on-one session with Me (Tuesdays and Thursdays preferred).
And don't forget - My birthday is in just 8 days! ;)
