It's 11:33am and I am finally finding the strength/energy to..
🕑 Added 2023-07-02 15:37:26 +0000 UTC
It's 11:33am and I am finally finding the strength/energy to heave my fat ass out of bed. I don't even know what happened to me last night. I took an edible, it wasn't hitting. So I took another and it's almost like I turned into a wild animal. I devoured ~4000 calories of Thai food, following by ~3500 calories of Five Guys, and THEN at like 11:30pm I doordashed enough Taco Bell to feed a football team. And to top it all off, it looks like I completely raided my refrigerator and pantry. I feel absolutely, positively disgustingly fat and bloated this morning. My skin HURTS from stretching so much. My tummy is all sorts of rumbly trying to digest the food attack I gave myself. Like what even am I becoming? Who does this? I'm out of fucking control.
And to top it all off? I have to be at a cookout/pool party in 2 hours and I can barely even stand up bc my gut feels like a literal tank attached to my body and I can't stop burping like a pig. SOS. Send help. And pancakes
