horny (ish) posting (I really hope none of you are using scr..
🕑 Added 2021-01-21 00:37:44 +0000 UTC
horny (ish) posting (I really hope none of you are using screen readers because I will have to use 'alternative spellings' and innuendo for this one):
I got given a pair of underwear to review which is for wearing at the 'special ketchup' part of the month, which means that it has a padded bit of absorption... So I'm sat here watching tv aimed at 'people who are not as old as me' poking the padded bit, and I realise it's a tiny bit like a d ! @ p e r and that has kind of set my mind racing... Just want to be made to feel all smoll and helpless with someone π₯Ί
