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🕑 Added 2022-01-16 13:17:04 +0000 UTC
I got fucked soooo good on my weekend away a couple of weeks back (and I still have new content to edit for you, so exciting 😈).
BUT, I thought I’d just tell you how fucking scary my airbnb was because it’s funny and I legit can’t be trusted to do anything anymore (my last airbnb scammed me and this airbnb was straight out of a horror movie) - like you know when you see those stupid white people in horror movies who do everything that is going to get them killed, well that was me 🙃
First we couldn’t find the place and it was only when this man came out of a bush into the middle of the road, causing me to brake super quick that he told us he was our host. We parked at his place, got our stuff out. I knew it was a cute lil cabin, probably a 10 minute walk max, WELL NO… we followed this man for no word of a lie, 25 MINUTES through dense woodland, I honestly was convinced I was walking to my death.
When we got there (somehow alive) we were told the whole place ran on a generator (doh for not reading the reviews Rosie), he showed us how to use it, all fine and then he left. 5 mins later I realised he didn’t give us a key to lock the place and that we’d still left stuff in the car that we really needed. So after siking ourselves back up, we accepted that we would have to walk the 25mins back through the woodland - we realised on the way back that there were forks in the path that you wouldn’t have even noticed walking the other way, so of course we got lost, and as a result of this, I walked into a random tent in the woodland, I mean ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I DIED. WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT THERE - literally traumatising.
When we finally got back to the car, we loaded ourselves up with all the too much stuff I’d bought (I was so hangry at the point as well) and I got a glance into his house to see this super, super old man (maybe 90?) with a crazy long beard just staring at the wall, not blinking, like legit he could have been dead 😭
We made it back through the woodland somehow (I was sweating balls lol) and when we got
