You stroll into the coffee shop and notice a semi familiar f..
🕑 Added 2023-11-25 21:04:14 +0000 UTC
You stroll into the coffee shop and notice a semi familiar face… but a bit fatter. I realize I recognize you from high school and we begin to chat. I’m drinking a healthy seltzer water while belching loudly. You sit down and we start to catch up. I tell you how my high school sweetheart recently dumped me for being fat. Can you believe that?! Me, fat?! I eat the same foods since high school, it’s not like I’ve gained THAT much. My dating life hasn’t been going so great either, everyone comments on how fat I am and I just don’t get it. I think they’re jealous of just how good I look honestly. You had a crush on me in high school? Not surprising, I was the school hottie after all. But how about now? Would you take me on a date?
