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Happy Friday y'all!! ❤️❤️ (And April Fool's day yadda yadda ..
🕑 Added 2022-04-01 17:13:53 +0000 UTC Happy Friday y'all!! ❤️❤️ (And April Fool's day yadda yadda but I don't really play those games 🙄 [mostly just cuz I'm not creative enough to think of good pranks 😝]) It's been an eventful last couple of weeks for me 😬 As some of you may know, my poor, crappy car broke down 🚗💀😢 and I've had to deal with some unpleasant interactions here on OF (for the first time ever) 😒😤 but I also got a new job! 👩💼💪🤗 I've *also* recently decided to try something that everyone's always raging about but I've been to scared to try myself 🤔 Y'all.... tomorrow I'm gonna start the keto diet 😱🥩🥓🍗🧈🥑 (If any of y'all have any experience with this, please hit me up! I'd love any advice/tips!) Now I know the whole keto thing is fairly controversial, and I'm not really one for fad diets in the first place (and you're prob not scrolling through OF wanting to read about dieting, either, but I like to keep y'all in the loop so tooooo bad! 😈), but I find the process/science of it pretty interesting and I do like to try new things so I figured: f*ck it! 😁 As I've been gearing up for this (temporary) lifestyle change, I've *obviously* had to gorge on every carby, sweet, overly-indulgent food I can get my grubby hands on before I start, which has included (but is not limited to): burgers 🍔, ice cream 🍦, biscuits and gravy 🍳, donuts 🍩, brisket breakfast tacos 🌮, kolaches 🌭, and, of course, Reese's Pieces pancakes with chunky peanut butter and syrup 🥞😁 Let me tell you, the experience has been glorious, gluttonous, and utterly obscene and while I have LOVED😍/[hated🤢] every moment of it 😝, it hopefully also explains why I haven't been up for posting (m)any sexy pics/videos lately 🐷😅 Anyway, sorry for the long post! I just wanna say I love you guys and I *DO* have some fun ideas/videos I wanna do this month 🎥 but please just be patient with me as I work on this whole new-job-new-diet transition over the next couple of weeks 😊 In the meantime, enjoy this cute selfie of me with my new glasses 🤓 and *not* showing my giant burger belly 😜 along with all the amazing foods I've gotten to eat lately 🤤! (You can't tell me that syrup doesn't look seductive af 🥴)
