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🕑 Added 2021-06-04 23:42:19 +0000 UTC Hey Gang, It’s everyone’s favorite ginger himbo with a veiny dick back at it again with another toy review. Today we will be looking at a piece from Doc Johnson from the signature stroker line from their pocket pussy line, specifically models after porn actress Katrina Jade. This product retails anywhere between $28 to $35 depending on your retailer, and I found this at a local sex shop for $30. Well guys I hate to say it but I think we have ourselves our first real bummer of the series. There are a plethora of stroker toys on the market, some cheaper and some more expensive but I feel like any other would be a better investment than this. Let’s start from the beginning so at first I was excited because on this weird sex toy journey Im finally can dip my tow into what I like to call “The Simp” section of the sex toy spectrum. Now don’t get me wrong I’m very pro Simp I mean I have a/participate on Onlyfans for god sake, but there has always been a stigma to these types of toys in the back of my mind which I will now explain. You’re Joe blow maybe your a trucker that needs dump one out so you don’t get into a road rage incident or maybe your just a strapping adventurous masturbator sick of buying new tube socks and wanna try something adventurous so you walk into your local sex shop. You walk in and it’s a Willy Wonka’s factory of things to fuck and to fuck yourself with but something catches your eye. That’s a sex toy but not a regular sex toy but a sex toy branded with one of your favorite people you’ve masturbated to online. This can’t be an up-charge on a poorly made product sold just because of the fact you’d recognize a name/fantasize about the person whose picture is on the box right? This fake scenario I’ve made in my head is unfortunately the case folks. This toy has many flaws. First off it’s awkward to penetrate and not in a fun way, it has just enough resistance to be awkward and sometimes downright frustrating. Now because it’s awkward to penetrate you figured it would at least feel tight and maybe the grooves inside the toy would feel great right? Nope the toy literally feels like nothing, and you would probably get more pleasure and resistance putting your dick in silly putty. As you can see in one of the pictures I posted where I flipped the stroker inside out there’s barely any grooves or details on the inside so while you're stroking there’s barely any fun friction going on. Also the out hole one the top of the toy which is designed to help clean up and is a little extra fun for people who are well endowed like me has barely any feeling which is a bummer. Finally the last nail in the coffin for this product is the upkeep factor. The material this toy is made out of is super stretchy and neat but it literally gets dirtier faster then those old stretchy hands you could get for 50 cents in the wind up machines in a grocery store as a kid next to the temporary tattoos (fuck I feel old.) All in all this thing is a bummer and you don’t wanna have a bummer when you're masturbating because masturbating should be fun. You don’t know how hard it was to shoot a good jack off scene for you guys for this one, but as a trooper I persevered. This one gets a 2 outta 10.
