Throwback Thursday!
I've got something really cool to show ..
🕑 Added 2024-02-23 00:51:01 +0000 UTC
Throwback Thursday!
I've got something really cool to show you. A little magic trick. I tell you to get closer and you approach, happy for the attention, eager to be near me.
I surprise you with a kick and a strange feeling washes over you as you shrink to breast level. Before you can gather your wits I deliver another strong kick and all of a sudden you're eye level to my waist.
You glance down at my strong legs as I taunt you with my new power. Were they always so muscular? A final kick leaves you a mere two feet tall.
Now I taunt you, you're so weak at your new size. You try to run away, afraid of shrinking further but I easily drag you back. My legs are so much longer than yours. I laugh at your diminished strength, encouraging you to try to knock me over. You run at my legs pushing with all your strength. I don't budge an inch.
Soon enough, I grow bored of taunting you. I kick and knee you, punishing your puny little body before finally knocking you down to the floor. I'm tired of this game, and unfortunately for you, there's no antidote. I should just put you out of your misery.
