About a week ago I asked my landlord if he would come by to ..
🕑 Added 2022-03-02 01:44:29 +0000 UTC
About a week ago I asked my landlord if he would come by to check out my closet door because it wouldn't close properly, Its one of those annoying little bi-fold things that always falls off the track and every time I close it, it pops back open. So anyway, I'm just doing my hair and I hear a knock at the door. I get up to answer it and its the landlord, we'll call him "T" I forgot why I called him for a moment so I said, Oh hello, what can I help you with? He looks at me kinda lonely eyed and said he was here for the closet door. Oh, that's right, won't you come in? Mind you, I was doing my hair on the floor in my underwear and a long baseball shirt. I was making a pony tail to push through the hole in the back of my baseball cap I wanted to wear. Now realizing I was in my underwear and a jersey I understand the lonely eyes he gave me lol. So he asked which door it was and I told him it was my bedroom closet, the one on the left. I took him in there and he proceeded to look it over for a minute, me being me I said, just try to close it and you'll see what happens. Okay he said, he closes the door, releases the handle and it pops back open, as if it has a spring on it he mumbled. Well, I'll let you be, I'm sure I'm not any big help for you. He proceeds to say, I'll have it figured out for you, I'll go get my tool bag and be right back. So he leaves to get his tool bag and I throw on a pair of shorts while hes gone, the shorts aren't even long enought to see I have them on but at least if I bend over, my world won't be on display for him. I go to the kitchen and grab a Pepsi and sit down on the stool and I kinda giggle that I was just on this stool last night filming a video for someone on Onlyfans and this guy has no idea. So as I'm giggling and enjoying my other life hidden away by my innocents, the landlord comes out of my room with his tool bag in one hand and my fucking rubber dildo in the other. The poor guy was as white as a ghost as he handed me my rubber dick and said, This was stuck in the hinged side of the door, so every time you would close it, this would make it bounce back open. My jaw was broken, I didn't know what to do so I reached forward and took "Mikey" my dildo from his sweaty fist and just smiled and said, "thank you"?? in a question form. The whole time he was unable to take his eyes off the floor, he finally looks up at me and says, enjoy your day and he proceeded to leave quietly. .. I'll shit you not this really happened!! FML
