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Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? ..
🕑 Added 2022-01-13 00:01:38 +0000 UTC Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? Well, today is your lucky day! I was visiting a car boot sale when I spotted a load of ducks. "Sir! How much for the ducks?" I asked "£100," grunted the duck keeper. "Pah. I shall give you £10 for your ducks!" I parried. "Do you really want to take these ducks home? Of course not! I shall feed and clothe them, I will take them all off your hands and give them a good home. No one else is crazy enough I take all 400 of your ducks!" The Duck Lord considered for a moment. "Give me £15." "I have £12..." "Yeah alright." And now I own these ducks... (Some have been lost/pinched/moved out to go to university or travel the world...but there are still quite a few)
