March 1, my birthday. I will gladly accept the gifts you sen..
🕑 Added 2023-03-02 22:32:24 +0000 UTC
March 1, my birthday. I will gladly accept the gifts you send me, dear subjects. Queens in ancient times demanded heads, but I am a modern leader, flexible and down to earth. Also the head is often not your best part. So I invite you to send any other notable or at least useful part that you have: an XXL size foot, a robust hand capable of holding a hoe, a hairy hindquarter with which I can vent my most virile and wild desires, but also a gallbladder or a pair of spare kneecaps. Bear in mind, however, that I already have a large collection of pubic sausages, which you send me every day from all latitudes. Be more imaginative, please!
