Could you imagine me as your Uber or Lyft driver? Coming to ..
🕑 Added 2021-04-18 04:31:19 +0000 UTC
Could you imagine me as your Uber or Lyft driver? Coming to pick you up? Trying to sit behind me, legs squished because I need my seat back so far. Looking at the center console to see the side of my belly flopped over top. Seeing my seatbelt extender squished between belly and console. Imagine my belly rubbing up against the steering wheel. Jiggling with every bump I hit.
