Be a Man, Buy Land
Yeah, got to be a man. What’s a man wit..
🕑 Added 2021-04-25 14:46:49 +0000 UTC
Be a Man, Buy Land
Yeah, got to be a man. What’s a man without land. It’s solid, permanent, it’s proof you have substance.
Ok, you got some land, now you got to get some horses, that’s manly, horses. Beautiful animals, God did a great job when he made horses, dangerous on both ends and damned uncomfortable in the middle.
Now you got land and horses, you’re a real man. You got to have some dogs, they are man’s best friend, great companions, always there, unless they run away and you got to jump in the pickup and go find them before the sheriff does then you got to go to the pound and bail them out of incarceration, kind of like your best friend. And by the way, that soft warm affectionate tongue on your cheek in the middle of the night, that’s probably not your girlfriend.
Oh yeah, girlfriend. You got the horses, you got the dogs, that probably won’t be the end of the critters. You will end up with more critters on your land, in your house and some you won’t even be able to identify. What kind of critter is that? The answer is, he’s so cute. Yeah, ok. What’s one more critter. I got enough critter do to deal with here, to fertilize the outback. "But they’re so cute."
I’m a man. Wonder how much they want for that condo on the beach?
