Jul 4 / Day 552
๐ Attention, peasants! It is I, the illustr..
🕑 Added 2023-07-04 06:11:41 +0000 UTC
Jul 4 / Day 552
๐ Attention, peasants! It is I, the illustrious Goddess Eva, here to grace you with news of my extraordinary existence! Today marks the anniversary of my glorious birth.
Consider yourself enlightened with the knowledge that it is MY birthday, a day of utmost importance in the grand scheme of the universe. Prepare yourselves to witness the epitome of self-indulgence and unbridled opulence.
It is not enough to simply wish me well on this auspicious occasion. No, no, no! I expect nothing less than an overwhelming showering of monetary tributes to elevate my already exalted status, to spoil and pamper your princess. If you dare to stand a chance at being in my good graces, it is your solemn duty to empty your pockets and send me a generous sum of money.
Remember, slaves, this is not a mere suggestion; it is a command from your superior being. My birthday is a time to glorify me, worship me, and fuel my insatiable ego with your hard-earned currency. Show your unwavering loyalty by submitting to my demands, and perhaps, just perhaps, I shall deign to acknowledge your existence and provide you with a morsel of my divine attention on my special day.
You may stroke for me today only if you honour me with a tribute of $100 or more.
