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Apr 18 / Day 839 So, I’ve been keeping this on the down low..
🕑 Added 2024-04-18 06:00:54 +0000 UTC Apr 18 / Day 839So, I’ve been keeping this on the down low but it’s finally time to announce that I signed a lease on an apartment in London! It’s just so beautiful and I’m thrilled to have found this place in a great location too! I’m not moving in until June though so I still have some time to wait before I can make it my home.
I got to view it for the second time today to take some measurements for my design plans. The lettings agent offered to work the laser tool while I stood and recorded with my clipboard. I felt so bossy making him measure every little detail for me! 🤭
While we’re on the theme of measuring, I want you to measure yourself hard and report. No pictures.
1. From the base to the tip of your cock.
2. The length of the head of your cock.
3. The droop of your balls at room temperature.
4. The droop of your balls cold.
5. The girth of your penis - if you don’t have a soft tape to measure the circumference, use a strip of paper to find the right size, then measure it flat.
6. The distance between your nipples.
7. The width of your mouth, corner to corner, wide open.
8. A measurement of your choice.
9. Bonus for REGULAR 🥵: Ejaculate on a flat surface and measure the widest point of your mess.
