I avoided a near ab duction in the Target parking lot, just ..
🕑 Added 2020-10-24 02:28:08 +0000 UTC
I avoided a near ab duction in the Target parking lot, just so I could be here live with you all in 2.5 hours. Please show up, otherwise I will relive my childhood trauma of my 6th bday party where no one showed up and I had to eat cake alone. That didn’t happen, but I did have a very persistent and very handsome yo ung man try to pick me up in the Target parking lot twice. After he drove away I thought maybe I should have brought him back to my house to do a show with you all 😈
