POV: We have a cabin together and we just came inside and it..
🕑 Added 2021-10-26 05:16:27 +0000 UTC
POV: We have a cabin together and we just came inside and it was SO cold out there and I am gassy. I didn't mean to fart in your face while taking off my shoes! I can't help it, look how bloated my stomach is from all this gas! The air coming out of my stinky ass is really warming up the room, and making it smell stinky too! They are so rancid! You tell me your nose is cold so I blow some hot air on it to help warm you up. Wait, are you actually enjoying this? It's really getting hot in here now thanks to my nasty farts. I've got one more fart in me! Ugh, that's my cue to leave for the restroom! Don't worry though, we will have chili beans for dinner later though.
